Un comentario horrendo...

Entre todo lo que se dice ahora sobre el proceso post-electoral éste me parece uno de los mejores comentarios. En la evaluación anual de Dios que hizo Somethingawful.com (un site gringo de chistes y tonterías), un inciso fue las elecciones en México y ésto es lo que sacó el buen Señor:

Mexican Election:

Mexico may have gone too far this time. It is one thing to make cheap knock-offs of our toys, or of our movies, or of our fast food (I honestly can't understand why Taco Bell just doesn’t sue the entire country), but now they’ve gone ahead and stolen our greatest scandal of the last decade. Here, let me tell you a story:

Once upon a time there was a conservative presidential candidate, and a liberal candidate. Both were running from large, mainstream parties. Come election day, the election was so close that it was fundamentally a tie, split geographically within the country. Re-counts, legal action, and protesting followed, but eventually the conservative presidential candidate, Felipe Calderón, was declared the winner pending legal review by the Supreme Court.

OH COME ON MEXICO, who do you think you’re fooling? You didn’t even change a single detail other than giving the candidates funny names like "Felipe" and "Andrés"! When you made "¡La Pirata Loca Se Parece Como Una Chica!", we let it pass, but I'm afraid this time we might be forced to invade. If the United States can't be the most dysfunctional democracy in the free world, then what use is it to be an American?

But I have to admit that God has a wicked sense of humor for coming up with this one. Hell yeah God, I'd give you a congratulatory pat on the ass right now, but you'd probably send the angel of death to gut me and then give one of your deep belly laughs and shake your head.

Rating: HEAVENS YES!

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I don´t know much about anything....

Por fin entrado en la hermosa flojera de verano ( y a dos semanas de que éste termine =( ), con demasiado tiempo libre en mis manos, me topé con ésta canción que por alguna insalubre razón no me la saco de la cabeza. Así que en lo que esperamos resolución del Tribunal Electoral yo opino que esta es la canción del verano y no algo de Jessicustinparissimpsonlaketon.........=S


El audio con imagenes ilustrativas, mas no viedoclip:



La letra, incompleta por que me dio mucha flojera buscarla completa:

I don't know much about clothes, but my hair looks fierce!
I don't know much about clothes, but my hair looks fierce!
I don't know much about clothes, but my hair looks fierce!
I don't know much about clothes, but my hair looks fierce!

I don't know much about - much about - much about - much about - much about clothes and things
I just talk about - talk about - talk about - talkin to my friends when my cell phone rings
I don't care about this that - this that - this that - the other, what you talkin about?
I just show up - all done up - dance - do my thing - get paid and I'm out!

I don't know much about clothes but my hair looks fierce! (x4)

When you talk all I hear is wasay blah blah - wasay blah blah blah - take me to my car!
Got a 50 foot stretch limousine - color creme - Jocelyn Wildenstein at my minibar.
I got friends in high places with plastic faces - boys in braces wanna change their races.
I can't stop - cuz I wont stop - the party starts as soon as my dress drops!

I don't know much about clothes but my hair looks fierce!

- We are live in Hollywood on the red carpet with Amanda Lepore, can you tell us Amanda - WHO MADE YOUR DRESS?

Some mexican children in an LA sweatshop - who work nonstop until their heads drop - they weren't allowed food or water to drink - but they still did a fierce job don't you think?

- Yes I do

Thank you!

- Now about that dress

Forget the dress let's talk about my breasts!

- Speaking of breast implants, what did Paris Hilton do?

Paris who?