Un comentario horrendo...

Entre todo lo que se dice ahora sobre el proceso post-electoral éste me parece uno de los mejores comentarios. En la evaluación anual de Dios que hizo Somethingawful.com (un site gringo de chistes y tonterías), un inciso fue las elecciones en México y ésto es lo que sacó el buen Señor:

Mexican Election:

Mexico may have gone too far this time. It is one thing to make cheap knock-offs of our toys, or of our movies, or of our fast food (I honestly can't understand why Taco Bell just doesn’t sue the entire country), but now they’ve gone ahead and stolen our greatest scandal of the last decade. Here, let me tell you a story:

Once upon a time there was a conservative presidential candidate, and a liberal candidate. Both were running from large, mainstream parties. Come election day, the election was so close that it was fundamentally a tie, split geographically within the country. Re-counts, legal action, and protesting followed, but eventually the conservative presidential candidate, Felipe Calderón, was declared the winner pending legal review by the Supreme Court.

OH COME ON MEXICO, who do you think you’re fooling? You didn’t even change a single detail other than giving the candidates funny names like "Felipe" and "Andrés"! When you made "¡La Pirata Loca Se Parece Como Una Chica!", we let it pass, but I'm afraid this time we might be forced to invade. If the United States can't be the most dysfunctional democracy in the free world, then what use is it to be an American?

But I have to admit that God has a wicked sense of humor for coming up with this one. Hell yeah God, I'd give you a congratulatory pat on the ass right now, but you'd probably send the angel of death to gut me and then give one of your deep belly laughs and shake your head.

Rating: HEAVENS YES!

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